Standing? Maybe wondering how I got there. Let me tell you what happened the last time I went out without carefully planning it out in advance. Please! You're my only hope! I can't go outside and buy my own pizza, it's too far! I try not to go out unless it's absolutely necessary. KENJI: "But yeah, I only need like 400 yen. NARRATOR: "Kenji strikes a dramatic pose, completely without irony." Every day, I plan my vengeance, so that when the people who wronged me order a pizza, I will be there. Then you're left pizzaless in an unforgiving world. KENJI: "I'm not going to class, I have to wait for the pizza and pay the guy. I would give you some, but you have class, you don't have time to eat a pizza." HISAO: "I get some of that pizza too, right?" I want to order a pizza, and I already have most of the cost of the pizza. KENJI: "I'm offended man, but if that is your game, then fine, I guess I have no choice. If it's the thought that counts, I should withhold payment, since his thoughts were so clearly impure and his intentions are probably even more sinister since he can't tell me what they are. And in the end, isn't it the thought that counts? Come on, be a pal." Can't you just give it to me because I had the good will not to run through your pockets while you were in the shower? I could have, but I exercised restraint. I try to brush the feeling off, with little success." To say nothing of the fact that he's naked as well.
Actually, somehow it's even more awkward to be naked in front of someone when they can't see me being naked. Talking neutrally like this, wearing nothing, feels awkward. It doesn't work he's as transparent as his windowpane-sized glasses. NARRATOR: "He puts on an innocent face and looks away, trying very hard to look very casual. Hey, I mean, I still had to get up, though. But then, why doesn't he wipe them off? Is his vision so bad it's like he's perpetually seeing through fog?" I finally realize I'm still naked too and quickly hold up my shirt in front of me, but Kenji doesn't seem to notice a thing. NARRATOR: "I want to ask if he's been looking for me like that, stark naked, but hold my tongue back. HISAO: "What do you mean “all over the place”?" I've been looking for you all over the place, man." HISAO: "What are you doing here? What the hell, you scared me! What's your problem?!" Out of nowhere, a shadow appears within the mist, looming and radiating malicious intent. After taking a long shower anyway, I dry myself off and get out of the stall to put on my clothes. I'm tired from all the running, so I just want to unwind, but I don't want to break my slowly building routine of getting to school before the morning rush. NARRATOR: "I head back to the dorms to wash and change into my uniform, trying to resist the urge to take a really long and hot shower.
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